A Poem
I love this clever poem, which seems to sum up life for some of us during the first lockdown period of 2020, when it was widely circulated.
A Poem
I wandered lonely as a cloud
Two metres from the madding crowd
When all at once my name was called
To enter Waitrose hallowed hall.
This was the pensioners’ special hour.
I’d gone to get a bag of flour.
But I forgot, when through the door,
What I had gone to Waitrose for.
The Waitrose staff are extra kind.
I told them it had slipped my mind.
They asked what else I had forgot
They clearly thought I’d lost the plot.
I phoned my wife again to ask.
She reminded me of this special task:
“I need some flour to bake a cake
With all that cream you made me take.”
“Ah yes I recall” I had to lie.
I dared not ask what flower to buy
But then I saw them next the tills
A bunch of golden daffodils!
Anon.
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